She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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