I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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