any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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