3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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