On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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