i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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