garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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