Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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