Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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