This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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