ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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