so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
