someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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