I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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