is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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