her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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