Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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