she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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