belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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