I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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