I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
