Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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