you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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