1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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