just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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