even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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