My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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