I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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