You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Life is so much better after having sex.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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