he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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