Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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