doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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