I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You were trust falling into bushes
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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