What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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