Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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