i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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