Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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