i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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