Nicole vs. Life
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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