The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
do nipples grow back?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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