apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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