he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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