Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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