If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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