Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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