I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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