North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
so much tequila, so little girl.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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