if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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