omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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