You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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